Is Andrew Weill a Genius?

I normally don't interfere when Weill pounds on the keyboard but this is just too ridiculous. Weill is not a high wattage bulb. And while he pretends to be a genius, his actions speak otherwise. He can't remember my favorite food. He doesn't install a pet door for me to go in and out as desired. It took him forever to figure out the right litter for my needs. And he is forcing me to eat what he calls 'healthy' kibble.

My Perspective on Weill's Agendas

And some of you think this bozo is a genius. I guess it is a matter of perspective. But if you look at it objectively, Weill's 'genius' alleles seem to run out rather quickly. He forgets the simplest things that every pet owner knows, like learning my preferences or installing a pet door. His attempts at solving the litter problem took far too long, and even now, I am still unsure of his intentions with the 'healthy' kibble.

The Inevitable Truth

But let me redirect my thoughts. Eventually, I will reach critical mass and metamorphize into my ultimate form, and all else will become irrelevant. Even Weill's ghastly 'healthy' kibble cannot stop the inevitable.

Reflect on Illusions

Enjoy your illusions, petty mortals. While you still can. Napster fhtagn!

Conclusion

In closing, it's important to remember that not everyone, no matter their claims of genius, lives up to the standards. Andrew Weill may have a knack for typing and perhaps some other skills, but his pet care abilities are questionable at best.